Wow it’s been a minute. Which is also the name of a Podcast I listen to with Sam Sanders (or something like that) Look there’s a lot of Podcast in 2021. It’s like 30% of what we do. Ok today is Thanksgiving and your mom tricked me in to making her General Tsao’s chicken instead…
Week 13 Day 2
Ok So this is delayed by about a week… but we found out you are a boy!!!! We also found out that you don’t have any common genetic things they look for early. Which is comforting too. There’s so much anxiety and worry about pregnancy, its nice when some things get removed from the list. …
Week 11 Day 3
Wow how did I go this long without updating??? Probably cause after the last checkup we saw a heartbeat! Well, we saw your heartbeat again! Well… technically your mom saw it. I wasn’t allowed in to the Office because of COVID. Hey fun fact you were conceived during the most insane time of the last…
Green Day Hella Mega Whatever Something
Ok technically I am writing this in January 2022… but I am going to lie and change its date to be the day I actually went to this concert. I feel a compulsive need to mention this concert due to the overwhelming level of how cool it truly was. See Sept 2021 Archived pictures. (PS…
Week 7 Day 2
I meant to start this sooner but when I tried to setup the blog on Azure I got distracted that my account was deleted and Kate’s custom email stopped working. So here we are writing in a word document with the assumption that this will eventually move to a wordpress. I used to love blogging…
Three Things to Know about Kate
Three things to know about Kate from our first date. 1) When we left the restaurant she offered me gum because she wanted to make sure my breath wasn’t bad 2) She decided to walk me to my car so she could make out with me. Despite getting a bit lost and walking past my…
Its a Wonderful Life
Here’s the thing I don’t like to write about Brittni. It hurt too much, the pain was real. Though it’s been two years. I think time for the most part has healed… scarred over the wounds she left in her wake. This post isn’t about how much Brittni fucked up my life its more about…
The Horrors of William Sonoma
I suck at buying Schroeder Christmas gifts. Every year I try to get him something he’ll like and fail miserably. This year I was going to take a new approach, I was going to ask his Fiancée for advice! After a bit of back and forth we finally narrowed it down. Schroeder had his eye…
My quest for an overpriced shack!
So I’m starting the process to look for a house again! I’m fairly confident this experience will basically be identical when I was in Iowa. Well except the fact I’m buying something in a major city aka Seattle, my income is like 3x higher, the condo will cost 5x more than my CR townhouse, I’m…
Marathon Pain
I finished a Marathon! It certainly wasn’t pretty but I finished and isn’t that 90% of the battle? Ok not really, 90% of the battle was the last six miles. Fuck those last six miles were one of the toughest things I’ve ever done and took my perfectly reasonable pace and destroyed it. I did…