Apparently my least favorite person, Jack Thompson, is going to be on CNN tonight, on the Anderson Cooper 360 show. In my anger I set this seething email to CNN hoping they may use some common sense while interviewing him. I recently read that Jack Thompson will be on your show tonight, to discuss the…
Avoiding the Norm
Not posting what is really on my mind so instead I am talking about spring break. My goal as the designated planner of all that is fun is to have a 20 person spring break this year. Currently I am investigating the possibility of a mansion with its own private beach, 10 bedrooms and 2…
My Pace in Hell
Here’s the results of a recent survey for my place in hell: The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Fourth Level of Hell! Fourth Level of Hell ——————————— Just before…
Grey Hair!
I found a Grey hair, holy fuck! That is not fair. I’m still 21. Maybe it was just a really really blonde strand of hair. That happens right? Anyway MN was good, decent time hanging with the family and seeing Greg was fun. I got two new shirts at Express. I love that store like…
The Next 20 years
In One Month I take the GMAT eep! In Two Months I’ll be back at school In Three Months I’ll be in Italy In Four Months I will be voluntarily bald In Five Months I will be Some Place Tropical In Six Months I will be some place tropical again In Seven Months I’ll be…
The Best of NY
So I was fantasizing about going to NYC again today. I really really need to leave Iowa and fly there. The only problem is I have a 3k Expense coming up, AKA Italy. Damn you Euro, I really hope the Euro crashes about 2 weeks prior to me showing up. Just temporarily of course, for…
Scheduling
Time to Schedule!! As opposed to other normal schools Rose gets to do all of their scheduling late September early October. Looking over our course catalog I find my goals of having the easiest, cushiest, schedule ever may be somewhat difficult. Unlike certain friends of mine at state schools, we have no gym, almost no…
RSS Feed
Since everyone I know was in TH getting wasted last night, I decided to do the one thing that would really distract from my antisocial behavior. I coded yay!!! Insert laughter and insults here… I set up an rss feed to my website, I felt like the little retarded kid without one, especially since xanga…
Loss of Phone
Today I lost my cell phone. Now many of you think “so what, who cares, everyone loses their cell phone”. They fail to realize my insane dependence upon this technical marvel that we all take for granted. This morning as I was getting ready to leave for work I stood in my room with a…
First Formals
The weekend was good definitely had some high points, and some major low points as well. The biggest low point, my retarded self decided to go out for dinner with freshman after formals instead of meeting up with Mike’s possy on his 21st. So instead of drunken debauchery I saw the pukey aftermath when I…