When you play drinking games that you have played tons of times before, such as three man, it is not cool to change up the rules on the drunk guy. Last night I have a vague recollection of playing three man with a ton of Iowa State people. I’m not exactly sure what happened but…
Damnit
A minimum of two years of full-time work experience after completion of the bachelor’s degree is recommended. Successful applicants typically have three to five years of work experience. Lets see I have 6 months coop… Why doesn’t University of Iowa just kick me in the balls now? On the plus side the GMAT score is…
Adventures and Experiences
I’m counting down the days. I wanna leave work so badly at this point and go back to school. This small taste of the real world has left a sour taste in my mouth. Its not that I dislike my job, I enjoy it quite a bit. I just feel that the adventure in my…
Halloween Discoveries
1. Pink thongs do not go well with black fishnets 2. Having icy hot put on your balls through the act of an evil prank is not only painful but also quite pleasant feeling depending on your icy hot cycle. 3. Girls buttons are on the wrong side of the shirt, whats up with that?…
Girl Frustration
[RANT] I think I have a disorder. I only go after girls who are completely unavailable to me. Be it they are dating someone, they are way out of my league, or they live beyond a reasonable commuting distance. I can’t stand it anymore I feel like I am every girl’s best friend and none…
Halloween Fun
Halloween party was spectacular. The party house was packed wall to wall and floor to floor. I looked hot, and by hot I mean a very hot guy who looked like a very ugly tranny slut. Check out the pictures for yourself. I guess I’ll never be able to run for public office, damn blackmail….
Edge of my Seat
Greg is coming today woo! I’m leaving work early even better! Then it’ll be time to road trip to TH with Greg and Chris. I am on the edge of my seat excited for this weekend. Not only will I be whoring it up Halloween style, but I’ll also get to see one of my…
Vikes and the Packs
Last weekend was awesome. Not only did I get to see the bright cityscape of Minneapolis, but I got to see a Packers Vikings game, gambled at TI, and got to have lunch with someone who I haven’t hung out with in forever. TI was great, I went with my folks for dinner there, and…
My Presentation
Wednesday at work I was given the task to throw a small presentation together to teach our Systems Engineering team how to work with the program I helped create this summer. The list of invites was about five people including myself. Not a problem I though to myself, I figured I would just lead a…
Work Today
Today at approximately 2:50pm, the internet went down. What a trivial thing for the internet to go down many of you would think. All anyone does is look at webcomics and check CNN right? Sadly they are all mistaken, without the internet my entire department shutdown. First off everything we code, and reference while coding,…