W00t I bought my plane ticket. It looks like I will be missing work for a month next Christmas. I totally love my job because I can miss a month of work and only partially be considered to get my ass fired. My Itinerary will be as follows leave Thursday Dec 20 Arrive in NYC….
Category: My Second Blog
Why Easter is Dumb
I don’t necessarily hate Christians, but I do really dislike the concept of Easter. This is why… Attis, predates Jesus all the way back to those crazy pagan Greek rituals. Attis was born of a virgin. Attis died at approximately the same time of year as Jesus, spring equinox. Oh and did I forget to…
My Next Week
In my infinite wisdom I was like “Hey I have a plane ticket that leaves at 6 am for Myrtle Beach… I’ll just stay up all night, that’s way easier than getting up early” Of course I forgot the fact that I was up at 8 am and haven’t stayed up past 2 am in…
Random Ramblings
Happy Passover! I’m not a full blooded Jew, but I am Jew’ISH. This year just like every other year I will be eating bread that rises, because I don’t feel like having an eternal battle of irregularity in my gastro intestinal tract. I played ultimate Frisbee barefoot in the mud last week. I got disgustingly…
Amazing Memories
Fond Memories (Feel Free to Pipe in if you want to add something) Also fuck any grammar nazis in advance. The below post is the most poorly written post I’ve ever done. Deciding with Daniel one random evening to go on a one hour road trip to white castle with Cat and JJ, where we…
My Long Drive
A couple weekends ago we had a blizzard in pretty much all of the Midwest. Being the brilliant guy I am, I decided what the hell lets go to Madison to visit Greg. So I leave work that afternoon and I am pelted by little flying daggers from the sky, otherwise known as hail. Fucking…
Oil Stock
So there’s this company I have a great deal of interest in called Occidental Petroleum. Recently they had a big fire in one of their fields that caused it to be shut down. Now there is a 120,000 barrel deficit in the market. This in turn caused the price of crude oil to rise. Now…
My Dummmness
I felt dumb today. Yes it does even happen to me. Not like I said something stupid and just sorta faked it. This was a general sense of dumbness. Right now I’m taking my first of ten grad classes over at Iowa, and I didn’t think it’d be that tough, honestly. Like, after coming from…
John Stewart is funny
Cheney’s Hypocrisy I don’t really have anything else to say at the moment lol… just watch that clip
Grandma’s 90th bday
So this has been a long time in coming, mostly because I’ve been pretty busy the last two weeks, but because of overwhelming boredom, I’ve decided to sit down and blog about my fabulous Miami trip. Who ever didn’t know, I was in Miami for my grandma’s 90th birthday spectacular. I drove down to Moline…