In my infinite wisdom I was like “Hey I have a plane ticket that leaves at 6 am for Myrtle Beach… I’ll just stay up all night, that’s way easier than getting up early” Of course I forgot the fact that I was up at 8 am and haven’t stayed up past 2 am in several months. Yeah MT Dew is my friend. Hopefully I don’t pass out on my plane and end up in some third world country without a passport.
So besides this lil fact I’m in Myrtle Beach for the next week. I will be partying it up with 35 of my friends and doing my crap ton of HW that I neglected to do prior to leaving. If I somehow die on this trip Victoria gets all my stuff. Oh and if I somehow end up in one of those coma states for the love of god don’t pull the plug, instead take my life savings and get me a daily lap dance from a slutty yet tasteful stripper, you can pull the plug when I run out of dough 🙂 The joys of adulthood…