After harassing Kennedy to be part of his quasi select group of question goers, I guess I made the cut so here we go…
• What’s next?
I have no idea, I have a list of things I know would improve my life, but there’s a huge difference between what would make me happy, and what would make me successful. Hopefully these two different things will converge. My future plans include going to Grad School at the University of Iowa, owning a house somewhere near Rockwell, becoming a Senior Engineer, all of this within the next 5 years. What I would rather have over any of this would be a job that would allow me to go skiing whenever I wanted to, a chance to fall in love, and way down the road even a few kids. I couldn’t think of anything that would make me happier.
• What’s your most ridiculous memory of your four years at PIKE?
My two cross dressing instances would probably be closest to my most ridiculous moments, but I firmly believe there are better experiences. Freshman year was full of ridiculous memories; probably the best with Pikes was the night of Hinnefeld’s birthday we all got pretty tipsy playing risk (I know exciting start). Then after some socializing, we walked back to campus, trying to sing American Pie, but we were all a lil too drunk to know the words. So instead we just all slumped back, making up words, arms over shoulder. When we got to campus, we mooned the SRC Camera, and headed over to speed lake to hang out. For some reason I think my shirt got wet so I took it off. For another unknown reason Chris got excited, grabbed my Blink-182 shirt and chucked it in to the lake. He still has no idea why he did that, but he felt bad and was also kind of drunk, so he took his shirt off and through it in the lake to make me feel better. I don’t think I ever laughed so hard. After this we went to Deming and played Ultimate in the hallway cause a significant amount of ruckus, and then proceeded to BSB3 to pee out the hallway windows. Yet again the drunkenness comes in to play, and because I wasn’t tall enough to pee out the window I had to hop up and down. Needless to say I peed all over the girl’s hallway. Finally we went to New Res (Percopo) to look for our friend, Marieda. While we were at the side door security pulled up and asked Chris if we had been drinking, I’m pretty sure he was about to say we were fine, but then while I was back near the building I tripped and tumbled to the ground. He then told the rent o’ cop in his best sober voice that “Yes officer we have”, and he then told us to go home. I think that the best closing to a good night of drunkenness.
• What’s the one thing you regret most?
I feel that relationships I had with certain people that I ruined, like literally destroyed through pride, jealousy, stupidity. I was never able to muster the strength to repair these shattered bonds. I will admit there are a few people who I’m good with not liking, but there are quite a few people who I wish I could still talk too.
• If you could start a band, who would you have playing what instruments, and what would the band be called?
Obviously if I were to have a band it would play Nintendo styled techno themed music. You know Super Mario theme but with a bump’n beat. That way, hot girls on ecstasy will totally get naked and go crazy on my DJ booth. Of course since I’ll be DJing it’ll prolly be just me performing, but I’ll need a big guy around to keep the unwashed masses from getting to close. So I suppose I’ll grab Hachfeld for bouncer duty.
• What attributes do you want in a woman?
She has to be skinnier than me but not anorexic. I don’t want to feel like I’ll snap her in half. I want a girl who is smart, now I’m not saying smart in computers, or in baseball, or in some other miscellaneous activity. What I mean is smart at something, preferably someone who can put me in my place when I get out of hand. Finally along with that being skinny thing, I want a girl that takes care of her self in everyway. She’ll care about her clothes, her hair, what she eats, what her actions are, her moral direction, and stuff like that. No one is perfect, but people should care about the kind of person they are or who they are actively trying to become.
Now because I figure the universe should be balanced, anyone who wants the same treatment that Kennedy has given out, I’ll do the same, though I may be asking to be paid back in sexual favors at some point. Also don’t ask me to post questions for you if I don’t know you very well, also you’ll probably need some sorta medium to display your response, just something to keep in mind…
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Sure have Hachfeld bounce. Don’t ask me or Schroeder, your two most awesome 200+ lb friends. It’s not liked I never carried your to safety before, right? In fact, I didn’t want to go to be part of your girly little nintendo DJ club anyways.
Posted by Mills at 10:13 PM on July 25, 2006
Dude, any girl skinnier than you HAS to be anorexic. That’s a pretty rough criterion. Go skiing and find sweet love!
Posted by anonymous at 04:56 AM on July 26, 2006
ask me 🙂 i will post answers tonight to yours and kennedys =D
Posted by cat at 07:17 AM on July 26, 2006
Thanks for the props Halfcent. Although George and Schroeder are apparently your “two most awesome 200+ lb friends”, 200+ just doesn’t cut it when it comes to being a bouncer. Especially for a Techno Nintendo DJ. For that you need a 260+ Football playing friend. 🙂 I think I fit the bill.
Posted by Hachfeld at 08:42 AM on July 26, 2006
No offense Hachfeld, but a 200+ lb physics major would do a fine job at keeping fans at bay in a nintendo club. A 260+ lb football player would scare everyone out of the club, which is poor business. It’s just common sense.
Posted by Mills at 05:46 PM on July 26, 2006
I’ll take 5 questions. I need something to do at work tomorrow. I’ll give you your sexual favor during labor day.
Posted by Mills at 01:17 AM on July 27, 2006
skinnier than you? Alex come on? How about “healthy, fit, happy” I was skinnier than you, many people thought I was “great even got complements” so I hope you come back and rephrase. Oh also, shorly you will have a brother ‘n’ Law living in Colorado.
Posted by your sister at 08:57 AM on July 27, 2006
Oh, halfpenny! You are ridiculous(ly) fun! How I will miss your presence this year at PIKE. Before you ask, NO I WILL NOT GO TO IOWA FOR LAW SCHOOL. Boring, ya know…even if you are there! You do realize that a girl skinnier than you will probably lack some boobies. In fact, you might just get pecs instead. Ew…. Anyways, shoot me five questions (if I’m allowed to join). I’ll return the favor if you wish!
Posted by Jenny at 10:24 AM on July 27, 2006
Apparently you missed the “not anorexic” part… Also whats this about him moving to CO? Are you moving with him, and when might this be? Btw George since your request was at like 1 AM (way too late) you’ll just have to wait till tonight when I can sit down and think about what to ask
Posted by Halfpenny at 10:25 AM on July 27, 2006
LoL I’ll get ya some questions too Jenny. You posted like at the same time I did so my last comment was meant for my sis and George, so don’t get all confused 😉
Posted by Halfpenny at 10:30 AM on July 27, 2006
hey you…could I get a littel question action too?? It might be a little bit before I get to them b/c I’m going out of town this weekend!!! But I’m all over them!
Posted by Willis at 11:14 AM on July 27, 2006
Oops, I ment to say jesse’s brother is moving to Colorado. So, not brother in law, but the brother to your brother in law. I saw the “not anorexic part” but honestly ask yourself, “skinnier than you?” It is so much better to have a girl with boobs, butt, hips, who can run with you, enjoy a meal out, than pass out and worry about her figure, and what she eats all the time. As far as the having someone to put you in your place, I am all for it.
Posted by your sister at 01:55 PM on July 27, 2006
so to have all of the qualities you want in a woman…well she doesn’t exist…unless she’s a midget…so i guess you are in to midgets?
oh…and give me some questions i guess
Posted by kenny at 06:44 PM on July 27, 2006
You guys are relentless eesh… I am revising my statement of skinnier than me tooo *drumroll* having the same relatively healthy BMI that I have myself. Obviously my 9% is not healthy for a girl… so whatever her Fit BMI is, thats what I find attractive. I repeat, I am not looking for famine sufferers from third world countries
Posted by Halfpenny at 07:10 PM on July 27, 2006
Halfpenny, you’re SLOW!! =) I have quesions for you when you send some my way 😉
Posted by Jenny at 08:37 PM on July 27, 2006
Geez, everybody, I offered to throw out some questions too. Give the poor guy a break.
Posted by Brent at 05:36 AM on July 28, 2006