I haven’t updated since break. Its not that I haven’t had anything to say its because I’ve been procrastinating about describing spring break, and this has been hampering my other rants. So here goes… Spring Break was fun, not one of my best trips but still cool non the less. Its really hard to compete with everywhere I’ve been, so I guess sometimes I just can’t top myself. Anyway I went down to Miami about a week before all of my friends and spent that time hanging out with my Mom, we went shopping, saw some Art, went to a beach so it was just lovely. I also got to see my Grandma which I always love.
My friends arrived about a week after I got to Miami after a 24 hour drive so they weren’t in the highest spirits, non the less they were still excited about hitting the Keyes. We picked up our Alumni buddy Byrne who flew in from Seattle and off we went. When we go to the house late that night, I can’t describe how amazed I was at the place. It had Three Stories, a roof top balcony, a pier, a pool, and lots of other neat stuff. I’ve never seen so many excited kids in one place. They were all chomping at the bit though for all of us 21+ year olds to go out and buy booze. We ended up bringing back 600$ worth of booze it was crazy. I being the mature one in the group (haha) only bought a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka for myself.
The week was filled with lots of fun, lots of beer pong, lots of cooking it was great. One day we went to a beach and saw a Maxim photo shoot for the August 07 calendar. One night the 21+ went to Keywest and hung out at the bars there. I might add Keywest is full of gay people Jeeze… If I see one more guy wearing Assless chaps I will scream. While we were at the bars, I took a shot of Jager, and well even though I was sober, I managed to empty the contents of my stomach in to an ash tray. Luckily I was very discrete and no one noticed. I think the bartender got a pleasant surprise when he lifted up the coaster and looked in the ashtray lol. I think I just can’t take Shots anymore
Our group also went out for Mardi Gras in Key west as well. It was fun marching around in a long line of 18 college kids. I think we should have held hands and skipped but no one agreed with me on this. After a while the 21+ and the under 21 year olds split off and we walked around and stopped at bars. Unfortunately we never really ran in to young people, but everyone was getting hammered so they didn’t care. I somehow ended up as DD go fig. Late in to the night they all decided to go to the strip club, despite my reservations, it wasn’t all that bad. Really smokey, and the stripper that gave me a lap dance smelled like bananas, but otherwise alright. Though I think I would have rather had the $31 I spent back. Important enough though I did leave the strip club without a dollar in my wallet, so there is that.
Other days we went Kayaking, just sat around and swam, some guys went deep sea fishing and caught 50 plus pounds of fish. A large group of us went to south beach, which was awesome. Perfect beach, warm water, and hot hot toppless ladies. I especially liked the naked ones playing ping pong. God bless Europeans. Overall the trip was pretty fun. We didn’t destroy the house which was a perk, and I only had to spend one full day in a car. I’ll never recommend the Keyes again though, cause well the beaches suck big time, and there really isn’t any young people. Life shall go on. Who knows what my next years trip will be.19