So I have this stupid mole in the center of my face. I’m pretty sure everyone I know has maybe noticed it for half a second but back in March I cut it pretty badly and all I could think about was how much I hated that fucking mole. So I made a doctors appointment with my go to guy Dr. Beer (best doctor name ever, totally why I chose the guy) Anywho I had to see him so I could get a referral to see an even more expensive doctor. I was convinced that my constant cutting of this mole would inevitably lead to cancer. Cause you know I’m totally an expert on cancer and I was blinded by my mole hatred to do any actual research.
Anywho, I show up to the dermetologist and after waiting a solid hour he comes in says why the heck do you want to get rid of that mole. I tell him I’m afraid of cancer, he replies you are full of shit. Maybe not so colorfully. He then explains he can remove it but there will be a small white scar on my face. He has no pictures to show so I have no idea what this small white scar will be. So decision time to remove this hated mole that after about 2 months I’ve kind of stopped hating again and in return get about 3 weeks of ugliness and then maybe a small white scar for the rest of my life. Or do I just suck it up and deal.
I caved I decided to suck it up and deal. For some reason getting a procedure done to make myself look “prettier” didn’t seem worth it. I wasn’t even convinced I would look better, and I thought how vain it was of me to to spend a couple hundred dollars and a bunch of pain to get something removed that super models like Cindy Crawford cherish. So I’ve decided its my new jerk repellent if you wouldn’t like me because I have a hitler mole (strategically located under my nose) we probably wouldn’t be good friends anyway. Who knows maybe in a month I’ll hate it again and impulsively get it removed. That is how I roll after all 🙂