So what does it mean to have a first word? If you baby falls in the woods, does it make a sound… wait no, that’s not right… How about if a baby makes a sound that sounds like a word, is it their first word? What if a baby says the same sound over and over again when you also say the word, does that count as a first word? What if you mimic a different word but the baby is like neah… and keeps saying the same word? What if the baby says the word but doesn’t know its context? Or what it means?
All of these are questions I ask myself, but if we go by the definition the baby can say the same word over and over again when prompted via the same word. Then Teddy your first was “Da-Da”! Suck it “Ma-Ma”. Like every mediocre white man who does 10% the work of a woman I shall sweep in and take all the glory. Thank you, Thank you! *Mic Drop*