Well your mom’s body start trying to evict you on black Friday, but her body also failed to unlock the door. Well it was cracked but only about 1cm, which is not enough centimeters. There were multiple hospital visitors, multiple measures of the crack in the door, one 12 year doctor took your mom’s pee to test to see if it was bad pee the day after she had her pee tested to be not bad pee. Overall One Star experience would not recommend. So began a week of constant pain for your mom. They when contractions are five minutes apart for one minute then you should go to the hospital, but not for your mom. No for her she gets to stay at home and be miserable till the door is open much wider. She is utterly miserable. Your brother was like boom water break, “Oh shit lets go to the hospital!”. This really isn’t on you, you keep testing healthy with a strong but annoyed heartbeat, this all about your mom upstairs disagreeing with her downstairs. Any who, days continue, your mom is stressed, but hey your Brother is giving us a break by sleeping in, so at least he’s being cool in that way. We’re sooooo excited to get to finally meet you 😊
