Three things to know about Kate from our first date.
1) When we left the restaurant she offered me gum because she wanted to make sure my breath wasn’t bad
2) She decided to walk me to my car so she could make out with me. Despite getting a bit lost and walking past my car, she double backed and walked with me to my car because of her face making out with desires.
3) She offered me gum and walked me to my car so she could make out with my face at my car. The evidence that supports this conclusion is based on the fact that Kate made out with my face at my car.
She will deny all of these things, but they are all true…