I haven’t written here forever. I could attempt futile effort of writing all that has transpired since my last visit 5 months ago, but we all know that will never happen. I can state for the record that Capt Picard and I did not become soul mates, and sadly he has yet to invite me to his home for an afternoon of tea and fresh pastries. Beyond that soo much has happened is it possible to document it to completion, nope… but maybe a quick summary?
Brittni and I are still going strong, every day is a new adventure and I’m very lucky she’s in my life for this crazy I’m changing my entire existence period.
Revisited the great white north. Vancouver Island in June is significantly different that Winnipeg in late February. It was so wonderfully britishy and full of great Irish Pubs.
Tried my first err umm special brownies. (Un)Fortunately I got annoyed in waiting for the exciting effects and had three times the doctor prescribed dosage. Needless to say at one point i was finger painting with no paint on my kitchen floor, and complaining about how I felt to many feelings!
Saw the following musical productions: Legally Blonde staring my fantastically talented girlfriend as the ditzy blonde Margot, 9 to 5, A funny thing happened on the way to the forum, pirates of penzance… who’s a modern major general! you are!, Evil Dead the Musical so much fake blood.
I seriously caught a huge fish! like it was this big! (I’m purposely leaving out accurate measurements here so I don’t have to face a reality on my fishes relatively small size.)
Met Hugh Howey (Wool series), which was way more fun to chat with than Capt Picard. Also resulted in me getting Oberhaus my best wedding gift yet. A signed copy of a book we both like that the author actually read from.
Oh speaking of which went to Iowa and was a groomsman in Adam’s wedding, felt honored and loved seeing the happy couple! Oh and caught my first stomach flu that week. Thank you very much Brittni/Mexican waiter who didn’t wash his hands. I’ve never had so many things leaving my body with such high velocity all at once.
Signed up for BBBS again, hopefully this time with 10x less emotional devastation.
Even though I’m no longer in Iowa, today I did a float trip with 100+ Microsoft peeps. Pretty much the same thing, except more ladies, and fucking cold ass water. I’m pretty sure I temporarily became a girl this afternoon when my bits and pieces hid inside of me in terror of hypothermia.
What’s on the horizon you ask?
- Next week is the Hoh Rain forest
- Week after Schroeder is coming for a visit!!! Can I get a what what!
- Disneyland in September
- New York in October
- Iowa for the former roomie Steve’s wedding
- Pittsburgh In December for my 2nd cousin’s Max’s Bar Mitzvah. Which makes me feel super old considering I started blogging when I lived with him and he was still not potty trained.
- And besides all that who knows, but I’m excited to see it!
So to my often neglected blog, good night and hopefully we shall chat again sooner than later.