Wow the Bachelor party was so epically fun. Me and a bunch of my super close Iowa friends did a send off for Mike in Chicago this weekend. The first night we spent playing whirly ball which was basically a form of lacross but with bumper cars, and well… a lot of alcohol. I definitely woke up the next morning with a lot of bruises. We also recreated being 12 and got our lazer tag on. Then I realized how old I was when I got shin splits by running around and dashing in heavy ass shoes. Either way awesome night. Next day woke up and discovered that Adam was is a sorry state. Basically he could have been considered potentially dead. It was mildly amusing mostly because I’ve never seen him that bad. Strangely enough I had no idea he was drunk the night before.
Spent Saturday on the beach. It was great plus full of super cute girls. I may have parked my self next to the hot Brazillian girl in the thong bikini 🙂 Personally I think this should be standard female beach wear for anyone not remotely related to me and is a size 6 or smaller… After the beach we had nap time, copious drinking games, and then Fogo De Chao. Which was AWESOME!!! No better place to feel like a man then an all you can eat meat restaurant where they bring your food out on skewers. After way way too much food and an 800$ tab. We went to Rockbottom Brewery and partied on the roof. Roof drinking is the best kind of drinking.
After a while I was getting a bit hot on the roof so I ran back to the hotel room to change in to some shorts and sandals. Got back and we decided it was time for a strip club. So after going to a sketchy part of town we end up at the Pink Monkey. It is packed tons of people in line so we got up to the front and see whatsup. Turns out since I was wearing shorts I wasn’t allowed in. Apparently my button down and plaid shorts wasn’t classy enough for the strip club, of course the jeans and tshirt guy was totally ok. So Adam like a champ decided to hang back and keep me company when everyone else went in. Also downside the place was BYOB and we had no booze. So Adam and I took a taxi to a grocery store and since I was responsible for buying them the booze I bought them the cheapest largest bottle of whiskey I could find. 1.75 liters of Early Time 🙂 Apparently it was quite embarrassing at the strip club for my friends tables when compared to all the other tables of grey goose and top shelf stuff. It was my sweet passive aggressive way at getting back at everyone. Adam and I ended up hitting a bar in the class part of downtown. I still wasn’t cool enough to get in to the nice bars without pants. So we found a really chill bar called Mother Hubbard and just split a pitcher. Nice chill way to end the weekend.
Well except the 3 am visit from all the drunk-o’s after they got back from the strip club, where they threatened to pee on my bed. Luckily I quickly resolved this one and went back to bed. Ok time to get my class on!