Am I the only one who finds the recent M&M commercials weird? Besides the fact that the star is what, in theory, a sexy M&M would look like. It depresses me to no end that I can identify a large M&M as sexy. Anyway, in the commercial she’s actually eating chocolate. Ok seriously imagine a sexy model popping Soylent green, utterly disgusting right? Well, I just feel her co-staring M&Ms should be looking at her in horror instead of melting away. Also seriously I feel like a doctor should be called for those poor guys. I mean I know from experience that melted M&Ms are pretty much ruined, they are all gooey and blended together. Do you suppose that if two M&M’s melted together it’d be like some strange equivalence of sex? Perhaps I am reading a bit too much in to this.
PS today I told the Panera girl and I quote “I hope this Strawberry Manillo (jones soda) tastes like Berry Manillo, not that I know what Berry Manillo tastes like, but I’d assume it have to be good”
*Sigh* I say and do many strange things…
You’re thinking about M&M’s too much. Go buy a new videogame.
Posted by Mills at 06:35 AM on March 11, 2009
After eating a handful of M&M’s my hand looks like I just bitch slapped Christina Aguilera.
Posted by Rory at 11:13 AM on March 11, 2009
Are you going to the Founder’s Day weekend? You should.
Posted by Mills at 05:07 PM on April 9, 2009