Well it looks like the Democrats are in control of the house now. All I have to say is those god damn democrats are in power and look we are still in Iraq! What the hell guys, they failed all their campaign promises. Those unethical slimy bastards. Thank god we have some democratic leadership in this country; finally the republicans will be able to blame problems on someone else. I mean over the last 6 years, the US government had to be infallible, because if there was something out of wack there was no one to blame but the holy republican empire. Now with the democrats in control of an aspect of our government, we can blame them for everything. A terrorist attack! It’s the democrats. Social security sucking? Totally the democrats. Subpar school systems, oh you better believe that’s the democrats. Fucking democrats. Finally a real scapegoat, it’s been far too long. Hopefully now that the democrats will be in power, the republicans can finally take a break on the overwhelming corruption and page molestation. Give the liberals a turn.
Sadly despite all the Donkey’s calls for change, I firmly believe not much will happen. I mean Bush is still pretty much god when he has his veto pen. On the plus side nothing can happen anymore. No more suspending of basic human rights, no more insane spending, no more getting away with bloody murder. Actually the stock market does better when the legislative branch and the executive branch are in grid lock, because this causes fewer disruptions in the economy. So I’m going to be looking forward to some significant stock gains over the next several weeks.
On a side note I missed getting drunk with Vince to electoral votes 🙁