Wow I hate to talk about Clinton again, but some times I can’t resist. I want to talk about the absolutely awful morals Clinton had in office. Now of course I was very young when the whole scandal happened. Like 14ish Maybe I can’t really remember. But that awful awful man received a blowjob from a very unattractive woman. Oh wait getting a BJ from an ugly chick wasn’t the bad thing? It was something along the lines of lying about receiving a blow job from someone who wasn’t his wife. God that bastard lied about having an affair, definitely scum of the scum of morals, I can’t imagine anything worse.
Wait a second maybe I can. So right now our current president has invaded a country and ousted a very evil dictator. Good stuff I totally support removing shitty leaders. Of course his premise was they have WMD’s. Oh shit they had WMD’s ok totally good that we invaded them. Oh shit it turns out in the last 3 years we haven’t found any WMD’s hmm this poses a problem. Well I’m sure the several thousands upon thousands of dead are cool with the fact that the reason we invaded Iraq wasn’t actually true. I mean at least we invaded Iraq and it’s become a stable democratic government. Ok maybe not. Well besides that whole silly Iraq thing its not like George bush has done any other retarded awful evil things. Well I guess he did just the get rights to have secret prisons where he can torture prisoners, and if they admit they are guilty when we are dunking their heads under water well we finally got those fuckers. Its not like people ever say things that aren’t true when they are having their balls electrocuted. I mean hell we can only do this to suspected terrorists anyway. Its not like the CIA can just point out some Muslim and be like he’s a terrorist get him! Oh wait maybe they can. Well crap. I still totally think Clinton was 10x worse I mean he had SEX with someone who wasn’t his wife and then LIED about it!!!!! OMFG!!!! Well I’m glad from a moral point Clintons gone and we have Bush. A man who decided it was ok to torture people, is responsible for thousands of deaths, brought our country to new levels of debt, systematically stripped away our rights, who is allowing the religious right wing total control of the country, and decided it totally isn’t cool to do stem cell research.
Oh BTW I totally forgot about this! About that whole moral high ground thing. Apparently Senator Mark Foley just stepped down. Wait why did he step down? Oh yes he was sending dirty emails and messages to 16 year old boys!!!! Oh my god well Clinton is still worse for that whole sex thing… I mean all Mark Foley did was send sexually explicit emails to underage pages. Oh and apparently republican leaders in Washington were aware of this. Well com’on they were just silly letters, no need to investigate this too thoroughly. In case you’re wondering who didn’t think it was necessary to do a thorough investigation that would be Congressman Rodney Alexander and Thomas Reynolds. Both were republicans. Well at least they stick together. Team work is half of politics. Did I mention they let Mr. Foley remain chairman of the “House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children”. Well I guess they figure, hey this guy really loves children, I mean really really loves children. Like the kind of love where a man would enjoy shoving his 52 year old penis up a 16 year old boy’s pooper. Meh Clinton was still worse. Oh one last thing the democrats tried to pass a resolution to do a thorough investigation on this matter, the good ol boys of the Republican Party totally slammed that shit down. Smart move guys; don’t wanna accidentally be brought down with Foley. That’s high ethics for ya.