1. Pink thongs do not go well with black fishnets
2. Having icy hot put on your balls through the act of an evil prank is not only painful but also quite pleasant feeling depending on your icy hot cycle.
3. Girls buttons are on the wrong side of the shirt, whats up with that?
4. Speedo Jammers are excellent at keeping mini Alex from saying hi on the dance floor
8. Girls think its hilarious when guys go in drag and absolutely love it, guys think its creepy and will make constant gay jokes.
11. Two nights of binge drinking can destroy any ones sixpack
18. Feel bad for girls cause its hard to look skinny in those damn skimpy clothes
12. Asians males can look like girls significantly easier than pasty white CS guys.
15. Nylons provide no warmth, thank god for those speedos
-123. Drunken Yoga is awesome!
230. Apparently at our parties a truck full of beer can disappear in 2 hours
I. Foreign German guys have difficulty separating trannys from real life ladies.
II. We all have a hankerin for more cowbell
III. I’m a size 2 or 3 or something…..
40. Girls dancing in a big circle are virtually impregnable
3.14159 The Pick up line “How many drinks are you away from being a lesbian?” doesn’t work even if you are in drag
1000000. Sometimes the hardest thing guys have to do is be a gentleman