I love using my leet… I’m sorry 1337 hacking skills at work. Even though I am surrounded by all these extremely experienced software professionals, they all think I am this Linux Guru. Even though I love the attention I feel it is completely unjustified. When I see a Linux box, the first thing I do…
Month: November 2005
Another Short Entry
Guess who’s going to be in Italy in one month! That’s right, food, wine, girls, skiing, art, girls, and partying!!! How awesome is that
Its Snowing!!
There’s a Blizzard in Iowa woo! Take that Indiana!!!
Apt Hunting
I spent sometime looking up apartments today. I figured I am leaving in a week and a half so I should have a good idea of where I am staying when I finally end up back in these parts. First I looked at the really nice ones right by where I worked. This apt is…
Three Man
When you play drinking games that you have played tons of times before, such as three man, it is not cool to change up the rules on the drunk guy. Last night I have a vague recollection of playing three man with a ton of Iowa State people. I’m not exactly sure what happened but…
Damnit
A minimum of two years of full-time work experience after completion of the bachelor’s degree is recommended. Successful applicants typically have three to five years of work experience. Lets see I have 6 months coop… Why doesn’t University of Iowa just kick me in the balls now? On the plus side the GMAT score is…
Adventures and Experiences
I’m counting down the days. I wanna leave work so badly at this point and go back to school. This small taste of the real world has left a sour taste in my mouth. Its not that I dislike my job, I enjoy it quite a bit. I just feel that the adventure in my…
Halloween Discoveries
1. Pink thongs do not go well with black fishnets 2. Having icy hot put on your balls through the act of an evil prank is not only painful but also quite pleasant feeling depending on your icy hot cycle. 3. Girls buttons are on the wrong side of the shirt, whats up with that?…
Girl Frustration
[RANT] I think I have a disorder. I only go after girls who are completely unavailable to me. Be it they are dating someone, they are way out of my league, or they live beyond a reasonable commuting distance. I can’t stand it anymore I feel like I am every girl’s best friend and none…