Halloween party was spectacular. The party house was packed wall to wall and floor to floor. I looked hot, and by hot I mean a very hot guy who looked like a very ugly tranny slut. Check out the pictures for yourself. I guess I’ll never be able to run for public office, damn blackmail….
Month: October 2005
Edge of my Seat
Greg is coming today woo! I’m leaving work early even better! Then it’ll be time to road trip to TH with Greg and Chris. I am on the edge of my seat excited for this weekend. Not only will I be whoring it up Halloween style, but I’ll also get to see one of my…
Vikes and the Packs
Last weekend was awesome. Not only did I get to see the bright cityscape of Minneapolis, but I got to see a Packers Vikings game, gambled at TI, and got to have lunch with someone who I haven’t hung out with in forever. TI was great, I went with my folks for dinner there, and…
My Presentation
Wednesday at work I was given the task to throw a small presentation together to teach our Systems Engineering team how to work with the program I helped create this summer. The list of invites was about five people including myself. Not a problem I though to myself, I figured I would just lead a…
Work Today
Today at approximately 2:50pm, the internet went down. What a trivial thing for the internet to go down many of you would think. All anyone does is look at webcomics and check CNN right? Sadly they are all mistaken, without the internet my entire department shutdown. First off everything we code, and reference while coding,…
More Jack Thompson
Apparently my least favorite person, Jack Thompson, is going to be on CNN tonight, on the Anderson Cooper 360 show. In my anger I set this seething email to CNN hoping they may use some common sense while interviewing him. I recently read that Jack Thompson will be on your show tonight, to discuss the…
Avoiding the Norm
Not posting what is really on my mind so instead I am talking about spring break. My goal as the designated planner of all that is fun is to have a 20 person spring break this year. Currently I am investigating the possibility of a mansion with its own private beach, 10 bedrooms and 2…
My Pace in Hell
Here’s the results of a recent survey for my place in hell: The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Fourth Level of Hell! Fourth Level of Hell ——————————— Just before…
Grey Hair!
I found a Grey hair, holy fuck! That is not fair. I’m still 21. Maybe it was just a really really blonde strand of hair. That happens right? Anyway MN was good, decent time hanging with the family and seeing Greg was fun. I got two new shirts at Express. I love that store like…
The Next 20 years
In One Month I take the GMAT eep! In Two Months I’ll be back at school In Three Months I’ll be in Italy In Four Months I will be voluntarily bald In Five Months I will be Some Place Tropical In Six Months I will be some place tropical again In Seven Months I’ll be…