In One Month I take the GMAT eep!
In Two Months I’ll be back at school
In Three Months I’ll be in Italy
In Four Months I will be voluntarily bald
In Five Months I will be Some Place Tropical
In Six Months I will be some place tropical again
In Seven Months I’ll be Freaking out about Month Eight
In Eight Months I’ll Graduate
In Nine Months I’ll be at Rockwell
In Ten Months I’ll be Fired from Rockwell for Gross Incompetence
In Eleven Months I’ll take a crappy job at Wendy’s
In a Year I will have been fired from Wendy’s for putting a *secret* ingredient in their special sauce
In Two Years I’ll be living under a bridge in Iowa cold and miserable
In Three Years I’ll Be living under a bridge in Florida Warm and Happy with a really good tan
In Five Years I will attempt to Rob a 7-11 but forget to bring my gun
In Six Years I’ll be extremely friendly against my will with a large black man named bubba in Federal Prison
In Ten years I will Marry Bubba
In Ten Years and One day, I will murder Bubba
In 11 years I’ll be living in France going by the assumed name Xander Pennyhalf.
In 20 years I’ll become President of France through a large amount of blackmailing and sexual favors.
in 21 years I become assassinated for being a corrupt dictator like presidents
In 21 years and 3 days I make a public appearance, I tell everyone I am the new savior, all bow before me in a fit of panic
In 22 years its discovered I was really faking the whole resurrection thing and that I faked my own death, go figure… World is thrown in to chaos, I take a cyanide pill to avoid any repercussions.
In 30 years Turns out I was so mentally scarred from Bubba that I went insane and have been spending the last 20 years in a mental institute. But at least I get to watch lots of cartoons.
I think I got my shit figured out.