I have a friend who after one accidental silly comment I made, permanently etched the phrase “you have a huge butt” in her cranium. Therefore in order to make amends to this person, we’ll call her Ms. Derrière for anonymity sake, I am creating a blog entry that will be a shrine to her amazing cheeks.
Words can not describe the perfection of this rump, wars would be fought, empires ruined, and great men humbled at the sight of it. This would be the ass that Helen of Troy would have had. It is said that woman can fake her tits, her age, her face, but never the booty. It is a part of the body that can be seen in all it’s splendor without one bit of skin revealed, unlike those sluttish breast where cleavage is key. Ms. Derrière’s arse has those subtle curves that every girl dreams about. It is Bootylicious enough for the dance floor, yet petite enough to look ever so hot in a pair of dark blasted jeans.
Any man that gets the opportunity to walk behind Ms. Derrière, should feel as though he was given a glimpse in to heaven. A Chance to see what god can do when he puts his mind to it. All girls should bow before and ask “what can I do for my rear to look so supreme?”, Sir Mix-a-lot would take back his desires for girls with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face with one look at this keaster. Perhaps the most fortunate thing in the world are the jeans that get to cover this particular posterior. I’ve never felt so lucky, as the day I got to ghetto dance with this gluteus maximus.
I could go on and on about the wonderfulness of this bum, but I would forever be writing in tribute to it. For no mere words or even a simple picture could describe this fanny. It must be experienced, seen with your own two eyes. Though I warn you, try not to look directly at it, for doing so, would be like staring at the sun with your eyes wide open. Your senses would become overwhelmed, overloaded, and you would loose all will to live, because you would know deep down in your heart that you will never see anything that could resemble the magnificence of Ms. Derrière’s buttocks.
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