Ok I break, I’m finally updating the page. I just wasn’t quite sure how to articulate mine 21st, and to be honest I’m still not all that sure how to describe the events that my mind has forgotten.
The night before was great I went to Applebees with Schroeder, Greg, Kellie, and Daggit. It was loads of and I got to take advantage of the awesomeness that is half price appetizers. Also at the stroke of midnight I have my FIRST EVER LEGAL DRINK IN THE UNITED STATES, lol. It was a Sky blue Vodka Martini, and it was scrum diddily umptious. After that little celebration was over, we drove to Treasure Island Casino where I played a little black jack, lost half my money but got to drink a White Russian and Long Island Ice Tea. After all that I was feeling a bit tipsy and was having a hard time playing. Probably why I was losing lol.
The next day I was pretty uneventful went out to lunch with my dad. He gave me this very interesting antique razor, and I Had a mudslide.
ENTER REAL BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
So we started off at the Wild Onion. Which if its your 21st birthday I totally recommend a visit. They give you free drinks which are gigantic. My Rum and Coke was bigger than a Pike class. They also have pretty good food and a decently affordable price. It was loads of fun a bunch of my HS friends came with (Linds, Greg, Zach, Kellie) and a bunch of Brothers, including Vince who has the same 21st as me, and a few random people to boot. My HS friends were so awesome they even paid for my dinner and drink that I have. Tyler bought Vince and I a dead Nazi, which I promptly told the waitress in my very buzzing state, was perfect cause I was Jewish.
After a few more drinks all the 21+ people separated from the group and had some fun. It was Vince, me, Keacher, Schroeder, Bri and Timmy. Though they got to the bar late so I don’t remember them being with us that night. We went to SGT Preston, where I ordered the fish bowl. My god, what a death sentence. Basically it was a Long Island Ice Tea in a fish bowl, and a long Island is basically 6 alcohols with a splash of coke. Lets just say half way through that 25$ concoction I was done for the night.
My memory didn’t kick back in till about 4am that morning. I was told that I was very happy. Spilled lots and lots of drinks. Spit all over an elevator controls. Dry heaved a lot in a parking garage. Sang too some odd songs. Was convinced pop was the hardest alcohol ever (they were lying to me) , did lots of derivatives but refused to do integrals, went to a different bar that I don’t remember, and that’s about all I know. I put up some pictures. Can you tell which ones I’m drunk in?
In conclusion thanks you those you came out, especially the 21+ crew for putting up with a nerdy drunken light weight. I’m especially thankful for you guys not letting me end up in jail, and to anyone who hasn’t turned 21 yet, make sure you have a blast but not remember a god damn thing.
This is my Drink List For New Years Eve
Wild Onion Cosmopolitan
Rum and Coke
Dead Nazi
Rum and Coke
Malibu Sunset
Fish Bowl (Long Island Style)
…. Memory ends